As a self-appointed culinary vigilante, I’ve ventured into countless eateries, but I only put pen to paper when a dining experience leaves me irked and dismayed.
I prowl the streets, unmasking the charlatans and influencers of the restaurant world, one overpriced appetizer at a time.
Through tales of culinary woe, I arm my readers with the unvarnished truth, steering them clear of these gastronomic black holes where hype is the main course and disappointment is the dessert.

Nice To Meet You
— The Angry Eater